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{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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Con la Banda...El Recodo is the twenty-fourth studio album by Mexican singer Juan Gabriel, released on December 8, 1998. Mexican Banda Sinaloense group Banda El Recodo provided the music for the album.
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